Thread: Analogous

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Post by FunkyMonkey March 29, 2010 (1 of 18)
SACD is holiday sex.
CD is regular sex.
Blu Ray is virtual reality sex.
MP3's - wanking.

Goodnight.

Post by Pjotr March 29, 2010 (2 of 18)
hehe ; )

Post by Fugue March 29, 2010 (3 of 18)
Where does make-up sex fit in?

Post by rammiepie March 29, 2010 (4 of 18)
Fugue said:

Where does make-up sex fit in?

A 33 1/3 vinyl record being played at 45rpm.

Post by hiredfox March 30, 2010 (5 of 18)
A disgracefully infantile thread from a contributor who does not have the courage to use his own name on this forum. The fact that the originator is a fellow UK citizen makes me feel tainted.

If you want that sort of humour than trawl elsewhere. Many of us are not amused

Post by Ear March 30, 2010 (6 of 18)
hiredfox said:

Many of us are not amused

Even though that might be the case, how would you know? Did those people PM you and asked you to speak on their behalf?
If not please speak for yourself and nobody else, or if you do, put something like 'I assume' befor you statements otherwise it sounds a little pompous in my oppinion.

That being said. I did smile a little reading this thread.


PS and befor you go at me because I do not use my real name either, this is my internet policy. I do not ever ever post under my real name in any forums. It just has something to do with data safty. But I also refrain from insulting poeple even though I could hide behind my nick. I always act as if I was posting under my real name.

PPS I however understand that not everybody is into this kind of humour.

Post by The Seventh Taylor March 30, 2010 (7 of 18)
SACD is haute cuisine
CD is home cooking
Blu-ray Disc is molecular gastronomy (or perhaps nouvelle cuisine)
MP3 is junk food

Post by jakeroux March 30, 2010 (8 of 18)
Brings to mind my initial thoughts on my recent foray into Classical discs:

Haendel: Water Music, Music for the Royal Fireworks – Savall: fine chilled pilsner on a sunny Spring afternoon. Refreshing and exhilarating.

Beethoven: Symphonies Nos 4 & 7 – Paavo Jarvi: Guinness at room temperature on a dark, wintry evening after a tough day at the office. Stout, thought-provoking stuff indeed.

Since both “reviews” are considerably below the usual fine standards of this site, I abstained from posting them to the review page. They may, however, be appropriate to this “Analogous” thread, at the risk of hijacking it in an unintended direction.

Post by FunkyMonkey March 30, 2010 (9 of 18)
hiredfox said:

A disgracefully infantile thread from a contributor who does not have the courage to use his own name on this forum. The fact that the originator is a fellow UK citizen makes me feel tainted.

If you want that sort of humour than trawl elsewhere. Many of us are not amused

Two problems with your narrow opinion:

1. Your use of the adjective, "infantile".
Last time I checked, infants were not aware of what sex was, let alone the various types, so although this humour may not be to your satisfaction, the analogy sticks because, to me, it makes perfect sense. I enjoy sex as part of my lifestyle, so I do not find it infantile, but in fact very British - nudge-nudge wink-wink humour.

2. I am not trawling. I am a long-standing member of this forum, and have posted the odd review, and substantial opinion.

I find using one's name on internet forum's makes things too personal. If we were to meet in a pub, I'd happily share my name with you, but then again, I doubt we'd get on.

Post by rammiepie March 30, 2010 (10 of 18)
To poster Hirefox: A little levity is always welcomed. The Bard, himself, William Shakespeare, peppered his dialogue with many famous sexual references and his lusty words have endured into the 21st century. Stop being a priggish prude. I have always found that to be more offensive and your condescending tone is, indeed, INFANTILE!

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